“All I wanted … was to be a mom. That’s all I ever wanted in my life.”
Yeah, I think you’ve got that covered. Nice work. You already had a litter of six — with no means to support same — and your big idea to get out of that jam was to poop out eight more?
Lady, there are sows in barnyards who don’t have fourteen kids. But there’s one important difference. Through the miracle of bacon, they have economic value — ensuring they get food and shelter every day.
Listen very carefully:
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A LITTER. That’s the imagery that made me wet SOMEONE ELSE’S pants. Jesus god, a LITTER. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
That is all.