Aspiring actresses of Chicagoland! Are you tired of just reading US Magazine? Are you sad that the rich cultural pageant that is these United States is passing you by? Feel like getting in the game? If you ever wanted to take the plunge into the world of safe, shitty mainstream comedy films – and who hasnt’? – today’s your lucky day. The Albert Brooks and Neil Simon of the 21st century, Judd Apatow and Adam Sandler are coming to town and have a role waiting just for you. From today’s Craigslist:
Chicago Casting For a New Judd Apatow/Adam Sandler Movie (Chicago)
The Movie Will be Called Funny People. Directed By Judd Apatow(Knocked Up, SuperBad)
We are Casting Females here in the Chicago area. Were looking for ages between 18-30.
What we need from you in two photographs one full body, one headshot.
We need your Height, Weight, Age, We need to know your Availability for the next three months.
extra pay for this movie will be $2500 for three weeks work.
We also have two small parts available in the movie for women:
Sexy Nurse in a Dream Sequence (need two photos in character)
Sexy Librarian in a Dream Sequence (need two photos in character)
Both of those parts will pay 20,000 for 1 moth work and both will have two pages of lines
- Location: Chicago
- Compensation: 2,500 for Extra, 20,000 for Small Role
- Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.
- Please, no phone calls about this job!