Discovered 7:33 AM, CST, In front of my house:
Am I a “jelly” being sent a message that I’m on the “peanut butter” side of town? Or is this merely the flotsam resulting from a late-night prowl by a gang of choosy mothers?
Clearly you’ve been targeted as an Obama sympathizer by the anti-Reeses contingent. So I’d stay away from the fried chicken and watermelon flavored Halloween candy this year and stick with Palin moose balls and joe the plummer dingoberries, if you’re from the Pro-American part of the neighborhood and you know what’s good for you. Or else the next warning will be more chunky and less creamy.
i know for a fact that jif was on sale at jewel last week. i’m guessing it was left by a frugal but absent-minded shopper.
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