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	<description>A guy who was here before you were shows you the ropes</description>
	<pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 03:21:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>City Council: Let&#8217;s Try Destroying Chicago Music</title>
		<link>http://warmowski.wordpress.com/2008/05/13/chicago-aldermen-propose-destroying-chicago-music/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 19:45:51 +0000</pubDate>
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The specimens that inhabit the Chicago city council chambers are an odd lot.  When they raise upon their hind legs and bleat as one, the strangest, most alien ideas are aired.  Ideas that do not boggle so much as numb the mind with their breathtaking vacancy.  Kafka is merely the quaint reference [...]]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">Chicago\&#39;s City Council in a moment of clarity</media:title>
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		<title>Slumping White Sox Explore Alternatives To Euthanasia</title>
		<link>http://warmowski.wordpress.com/2008/05/06/slumping-white-sox-explore-alternatives-to-euthanasia/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 15:48:55 +0000</pubDate>
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Greg Walker, Chicago White Sox batting coach and oft-touted fall guy for the team&#8217;s sleepy offense might not have been the one to dream up last night&#8217;s profoundly retarded clubhouse exhibit, but I bet nobody&#8217;s happier to have his name out of the papers for a few days.
In a move one might better expect from [...]]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">Ello, ello ello...what\'s all this then?</media:title>
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		<title>&#8220;I Forgot My Nuts&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://warmowski.wordpress.com/2008/04/24/i-forgot-my-nuts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:31:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[NBC Letterman]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://warmowski.wordpress.com/?p=177</guid>
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Another one from the Dave Letterman NBC-era vault:  Dave siezes Tony Randall for an appearance on the show.  At the time, the great Randall was doing a series of commercials for Fisher Nuts.  
Somehow, Randall&#8217;s wife is referred to, but not shown.
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		<title>Officer-Bob.com Starts His Shift</title>
		<link>http://warmowski.wordpress.com/2008/04/24/officer-bobcom-reporting-for-duty/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:52:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>warmowski</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Chicago]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Neocon Decade]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Robwatch]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[The Funny]]></category>

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I was born in Chicago.   I&#8217;ve lived in this town, this state, this country for forty years.   I&#8217;ve been making artistic choices of one kind or another for more than twenty-five of those years.  More often than not, these choices were about balance.
I became interested in balance when I learned [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Atari 2600 Cartridges That Weren&#8217;t</title>
		<link>http://warmowski.wordpress.com/2008/04/21/the-atari-2600-cartridges-that-werent/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 19:33:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>warmowski</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Paleo-nerd]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://warmowski.wordpress.com/?p=170</guid>
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I think I was eleven or twelve when childhood pal Alan Buchbinder left on vacation with his family for a week and let me borrow his Atari 2600 while he was gone.  I played that thing until I made myself sick, and that&#8217;s not an exaggeration.  I flirted with epilepsy, dehydration and starvation, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>4.5 Hz Bass Solo Felt From 200 Miles Away</title>
		<link>http://warmowski.wordpress.com/2008/04/18/45-hz-bass-solo-felt-from-200-miles-away/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 19:26:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>warmowski</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Audio-Tech]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[Scientitious Discoveryology]]></category>

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Bass!  How low can you go?
This morning at around 4:30 AM, I experienced my first earthquake, courtesy of the downstate Illinois New Madrid Fault.  I woke to a dark bedroom and a low but regular thumping sound.  My first thought was that one of our cats was doing that scratch-the-ear-with-hind-paw thing, as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Officer Bob #2: Physical Fitness</title>
		<link>http://warmowski.wordpress.com/2008/03/31/officer-bob-2-physical-fitness/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 00:54:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>warmowski</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Robwatch]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[The Funny]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://warmowski.wordpress.com/?p=167</guid>
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In which our constable explores the role of physical fitness in today&#8217;s policing environment.  Added bonus: watch for the &#8220;Ask A Pirate&#8221; t-shirt.
Flash nerds: Are you doing character anim with bitmaps and want to cut your SWF size in half?  Check this out:  this time around, The (Heather) Smith experimented with a [...]]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">Dat’s what I’m tryna tell ya, my frent</media:title>
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		<title>Where&#8217;s That Music Coming From?</title>
		<link>http://warmowski.wordpress.com/2008/03/31/wheres-that-music-coming-from/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 19:35:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Musical Instruments]]></category>

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The guys at the always-excellent animation blog Cartoon Brew  celebrated their fourth birthday today and dredged up a link from February about the improbable Sponge Bob Square Pants Musical Rectal Thermometer (pictured above, business end presumably at the left).
While a complete assessment of the tuneful device&#8217;s impact on the development of human dignity won&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Agonies Of Earbud Jesus</title>
		<link>http://warmowski.wordpress.com/2008/03/23/the-agonies-of-earbud-jesus/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Mar 2008 18:29:56 +0000</pubDate>
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Photographer Antonio Perez&#8217;s Good Friday coverage in the Chicago Tribune shows a closeup of a crucified Jesus, portrayed by one Rafael Melendez.
Apparently,  in order to extract maximum emotion from Mr. Melendez, at some point after crucifixion, his personal stereo or cellphone earbud was removed.  It can be seen dangling on the ends of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Arthur C. Clarke, 1917-2008</title>
		<link>http://warmowski.wordpress.com/2008/03/18/arthur-c-clarke-1917-2008/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2008 22:14:01 +0000</pubDate>
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We are lucky that Arthur C. Clarke, inventor of the geostationary orbiting satellite and author of genre-defining science fiction works such as Childhood&#8217;s End, Rendezvous With Rama and 2001: A Space Oddysey was born when he was.  Had he been born later, it is possible that some of the finest works in SF would [...]]]></description>
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