Archive for August, 2007



09
Aug

Cop Hassles Wienermobile

Wienermobile Pwned

Bravo Chicago PD! It’s about time someone did something, because nobody wants to see Michigan Avenue become a slow-paced heaven for rubbernecking tourists.

Near noon today, an officer spotted the famed Oscar Mayer fiberglass sausage unattended with its hazards on, parked right at 400 N. Michigan Avenue. Red Line trolley drivers were unavailable for salty, furious comment. From Chicago Tribune:

A police officer approached the Chevrolet vehicle with the 27-foot fiberglass sausage and removable bun roof. The officer radioed for a tow truck.

Matt Smith of the city’s Streets and Sanitation department said the city could handle the job.

“We have access to tow trucks that could have handled a Polish sausage, not just a hot dog,” he said.

The officer wrote the ticket and affixed it with considerable relish to its foot-long side mirror. Ed Walsh, a spokesman for the city Department of Revenue, said parking in a “Parking/Standing Prohibited Anytime” zone is a $50 violation.

08
Aug

Google Identifies New Spammer: Itself

Sergey And Larry Of Google Share A Moment Of Grave Concern

As Google’s reach expands, its grip tightens. The company’s stern rules governing what is and isn’t spam are already taken as gospel, and form the effective operating principles of hundreds of thousands of webmasters, all terrified of offending the Big G. Get a bad rep at Google, and watch your traffic dwindle or outright cease when they remove your site from their index.

Sudden negative attention from Sergey and Larry’s octopus is so serious that it turns out that nothing can save you from their wrath - it doesn’t even help if you happen to be Google. From today’s ComputerWorld:

Readers of Google Inc.’s Custom Search Blog were handed a bit of a surprise Tuesday when the Web site was temporarily removed from the blogosphere and hijacked by someone unaffiliated with the company.

The problem? Google had mistakenly identified its own blog as a spammer’s site and handed it over to another person.

The change was first noticed by the Google Blogoscoped Web site, which noticed that posts on the Custom Search Blog had been deleted and replaced by a strange comment from someone identifying himself as Srikanth.

“Google Custom Search, is the wonderful product from Google which many webmasters have been looking and dream for,” Srikanth wrote. “Also Google Custom Search is integrated with Ad-sense, which means make money while keeping users on your site for longer time with custom search engine. … Good Luck for all the Custom Search customers(??).”

This blog typically offers tips and tricks for users of Google’s Custom Search Engine software, which can be used to build customized Web sites that search specific Web sites or pages.

Srikanth’s tone was out of character for an official Google blog, prompting Google Blogoscoped to speculate that the site may have been hacked.

The answer turned out to be less sinister, according to Sean Carlson, a Google spokesman.

“Blogger’s spam classifier misidentified the Custom Search Blog as spam,” he said via e-mail today. Typically, Google notifies blog owners when it has spotted content associated with spam on their Web sites to give them a chance to clear up any misunderstandings.

However, that didn’t work out in this case. “The Custom Search Blog bloggers overlooked their notification, and after a period of time passed, the blog was disabled,” the company said.

When blogs are disabled like this, their URL becomes available to the general public. That’s when Srikanth swooped in and wrote the joke post.

“It was a case of “URL squatting and not a security issue or any kind of hack,” Carlson said.

Google quickly realized its mistake, and the Custom Search Blog is now back in action.

08
Aug

1987: Crispin Hellion Glover

In which Crispin’s platform shoe and Dave’s face very nearly collide. Admirable composure on Dave’s part at the moment of truth. The stale talk show format needs more in the way of roundhouse kicks to the face, if you ask me.

Also: Dave puts Crispin back in the chair in two years later:

07
Aug

Neoconscience: Disclosure and exposure

Sgt. Joe Darby

US Army Reserve Sgt. Joe Darby was the Abu Ghraib whistleblower. He was the first soldier to react humanely when shown the now-infamous photos of prisoner abuse. He was the first to not giggle. Once he understood what he was looking at, he was the first who did not luxuriate in the images, nor gawk at their novelty. He was the first to not eagerly and happily pass them along.

Sgt. Darby’s hands and eyes were instruments of conscience, not neoconscience. His reaction was the late arrival of an important, forgotten idea: that where the US is compelled to appear in force, it is also compelled to appear lawfully.

This idea is not some historically abiding impetus. For example, it in no way thematically reflects US foreign policy before or after WWII. Far too many times before or since the US has, without compulsion, appeared in force on the world stage, so it cannot be taken seriously as the voice of principle and diplomacy. Not even in Poland.

Such barrier to overstatement thus placed, what Sgt. Darby re-animated in his refusal to hoot and jabber at the disgraceful abuse photos was an American impulse last displayed to the world at the Nuremberg war trials in the months following WWII.

Nuremberg was an American project. England and the Soviet Union, having their societies near mortally-shaken by the war, each wanted less than traditionally legal proceedings for the captured German high command. Churchill made distinctions between “major” and “minor” war criminals, preferring the latter receive “judicial” trials. The implication of a trial that is non-judicial is left for the reader.

Instead, the US judges and counsel tried 185 defendants and found 142 guilty of at least one of the charges. 24 received death sentences, of which 11 were subsequently converted into lifetime imprisonments; 20 were sentenced to lifetime imprisonment, 98 received prison sentences of varying lengths. 35 were acquitted.

It’s doubtful that a legal exercise conducted by the Soviet Union, having lost twenty million of its people to German aggression, would result in such a diversity of outcomes.

And it’s this notion of lawfulness that arose in the actions of Sgt. Joe Darby when he fingered his idiot sadist colleagues at Abu Ghraib, and by extension, the lawless neocon enablers at the Pentagon, State Department and White House.

Lawfulness today buys you a life of looking over your shoulder. Blow the whistle and no less than Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, from the floor of Congress, will rat you out on national TV. Next thing you know, you’re speaking with BBC radio about how you need an armed guard with you wherever you go.

Harbor no illusions about US policy - neither its appalling abuse at the hands of neocons nor its expression of high principle on display at the most important event in human history. Joe Darby doesn’t.

06
Aug

Mayfair Workshop Opens Doors

Mayfair Workshop

What do Jeff Parker from Tortoise, Brian Wilson’s arranger, and the guy doing the music for the new Wachowski Brothers film Speed Racer have in common?

Each is part of the new Mayfair Workshop, a Chicago-based music composition house led by composer/producer/Coctail Mark Greenberg.

The Workshop is the next evolution of Mark’s much-cooler-than-it-needed-to-be Mayfair Recordings business providing “music for use” - soundtracks for TV spots, multimedia, video games, what have you.

While the contract composition arena is too often plagued with the worst ad-agency dross and hackery (and I speak from the experience of an aborted career in exactly that) Mark and company just cut better tracks - always listenable without picture. Their demos are akin to what you might hear if someone put together a spot soundtrack composition talent pool that had some.

What I can’t fathom is how these intrepid people at MW get around the clients. When I was similarly employed, I sure couldn’t. When some dork from BFD/Pissant would intrude on our sessions with helpful directions like “take the twangy guitar out of the surf music”, I rolled my eyes — couldn’t help it. I held out for almost two years, then gave up.

So instead of working on the Wachowski Speed Racer movie music in 2007, I’m a Warmowski who covered the theme from the Speed Racer TV show in 1984 with my obscure surf/punk band. See what happens when you can’t get over yourself?

Godspeed to the good ship MW!

06
Aug

Lee Hazlewood 1929-2007

Lee Hazlewood 1929-2007

Lee Hazlewood passed away in Las Vegas at the age of 78 a few hours ago. The baritone-voiced songwriter/producer’s career was filled with too many brilliant titles to list, (but I will mention his ur-instrumental Baja because the instrumental stuff always gets short shrift.)

The blog Presbytere has a great clip of a 2006 interview with Lee, telling the story of the recording of Some Velvet Morning. Lee drops enormous names like Hal Blaine and Billy Strange left and right as if these were the people he worked with all the time. Oh wait. They were.

We lost a giant.

Lee appears in his 1970 Swedish Cowboy in Sweden TV special performing No Train To Stockholm

EDIT: Great obit in New York Night Train

05
Aug

Found In Texas: England’s Glory, Japanese Style

XTC’s English Settlement

While in Austin last month, wise traveling colleague Joe Wallace did me a Texas-sized favor by steering me through the door of the alarmingly cool Waterloo Records. One prize: a completist’s decision to acquire a Japanese CD version of XTC’s 1982 English Settlement . In honor of this, check out Andy Partridge discussing the specifics of writing and demoing that disc’s staggering Senses Working Overtime.

05
Aug

Linux Audio Appliance: Just Add Appliance

empty goddamn box

The pro audio world and Linux/open source software world have been trying to find a way to fit together. Looks like they may keep trying. The latest effort, launched by a former executive of a legendary 1970s digital instrument maker, is linuxdigitalaudio.com. The site strikes me a bit like venture capital in the reverse; instead of nerds petitioning professional capitalists for funding, this is investors pitching the open-source community the promise of “economic incentive” if they would just be so kind as to, you know, conceive, design, prototype, integrate, and deliver the Pro-Tools-killing portable box. When I asked the executive in question about the problem of driver development, which I consider to be the far biggest hurdle if for no other reason than hardware sure isn’t any more, I got a response that boiled down to “the community will do that.” Then he told me how he sold his instrument to Frank Zappa back in The Day. Shrug. We’ll see if the open source community is more or less discerning than Frank was.

04
Aug

Why RW370

WhyRW370

RW370?

Long before the internet was turned into a dorky TV channel, certain customs and norms were observed by those who inhabited it. One such custom was the NIC Handle. I have a NIC handle, even though I have not explicitly used it in many years. My NIC handle is RW370. This alphanumeric sequence identified one as a domain registrar (someone who registered internet domain names such as automedia.com or multimediahotline.com).

NIC handle naming convention also identified something interesting. The sequence is made of the person’s initials (RW for Rob Warmowski) followed by a serial number (370). The rules of NIC handle creation were such that the number part of the handle was in fact a serial number. Meaning that RW370 was the NIC handle of the 370th person of initials RW to appear in the NIC databases.

This means that I am the 370th RW to register domain names on the internet. There have since been tens of thousands of RWs, a statistical necessity of the appearance of millions upon millions of domain registrars. These numbers were, uh, not in evidence at the time; I was way in the front of the line.

Some might say too far in front: I obtained my NIC handle in 1995. That was the year that I first laid eyes on the World Wide Web and almost immediately founded the Automatic Media Group, a web development and online presence consultancy. In that and following years, I would visit business executives and field questions such as “so how will people see this web site?” and “how much does an internet cost?”

A better businessman, given such a position in history, would probably be writing this entry not in a blog but in a manuscript for an autobiography for which he received a seven-figure advance.

Discovering you are a terrible salesman right after you discover you are a seer is not an experience I recommend to anyone interested in paleo-nerd bragging rights: this blog post is about all I got out of the process. Well, almost all. I do have the power to tell boring stories about Gopher, Archie, WAIS, Delphi and BBSes too. Nerdery, while a persistent theme, has been but one dimension to my story. I’ll do what I can to keep you awake.

04
Aug

Beefheart On Letterman

Sportjacket-and-beaver-hair Dave hosts Mr. Van Vliet two times in or around 1982. Watch for the incredulous look Beefheart gives the crowd at their vigorous applause. Suit-and-loafers Dave probably wouldn’t take the risk today. It’s a damn shame when you can’t come up with a better career model than Johnny Carson.

Oh hey, I almost forgot. Some may not be aware that I worked on the 1999 Beefheart retrospective box set Grow Fins on Revenant. I did some audio work on the enhanced CD. Absolutely worth every penny of the $65 bones.




 

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